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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I swear this guy must wake up several times a month to reinvent himself.

"Today I'm going for it! Hair's going blonde! New Lloyd! That'll show the haters"

"This girl I've been eyeing at karaoke is going to enjoy the new Lloyd! Jabba the Whaaat?"

"This interview with Jimmy Snow.... This is it! Just wait, those Patreon numbers are going to go above 500 by the end of March!"

Everything seems to be in response to "the haters/Cedars-bashers/trolls". He never actually listened to what the issues were actually about and has just dismissed them and their proponents entirely until he just couldn't deny any longer that he had a deep credibility problem as his most of his Patrons had fled.

The only way he can go to sleep at night is not by looking inward, he must look outward and blame blame blame. First it was a vocal minority who were raising a fuss. Just a few weirdos who didn't like me anyway. Most people support me. exJWs are smarter than this and won't be fooled.

Until it's really noticeable that his support has dwindled to a remnant and now it's this: exJWs are messed up excult members, so much so that my Patrons have gone under 50% and I need to threaten to close the channel down in an attempt to reverse the trend. But it has absolutely nothing to do with what I have done! They are seriously messed up people!

Whatever therapist he went to (if he even did) didn't have a whole lot to work with given his denial there was ever even a personal issue other than how he was raised. I can see the back and forth - OK Lloyd, let's talk about what happened recently... "It all has to do with the fact I was sexually repressed as a child!". For all of his talk about how we need help, he's ignoring the elephant in the room. This is a seriously disturbed individual, and all Kim Silvio ever did was expose a sick man. It's going to be impossible to anyone to treat him. Getting his hair dyed blonde and his dick sucked by Jimmy Snow one day in February isn't going to do anything for the mental illness that really ails him.

Can't wait for his "jazz phase" when he wears an open shirt, long chains and sports a fedora.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Lloyd is literally just sitting there monitoring the livechat so he can alert the mods. He's responding to all positive comments. Still 3 hours to go. Lloyd this is pathetic.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Hi Tibor! When are you getting your hair dyed blonde?

LOL, it's 4 hours away from the show and he's already present in the chat making sure the mods are going to delete any non-positive questions. Blaming "the forum"

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I do see the wrinkles and bags under his eyes he was going on about, plus the grey on the side of his head. He's going to be the old guy at the club trying to fit in by adding a piercing or neck tattoo.

"Great ink Lloyd, but what does 1929 and 607 mean?"

Jabba the Hutt is rebranding. Despite the begging stunt last month, he's fairly static at 416 Patrons with another drop due in a few days. So instead of new content to replace the old and repetitive, he'll change his appearance for a fresh look and hope he becomes the centre of attention again. If not, then this look might be next:

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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I wonder if he even has any plans for life in 10 or 20 years time?

He’s been hinting at an eventual retirement so much the past few years and he’s probably ~~thinking~~ dreaming of an early one in his mid to late 50s. He even told Andrew Gold of his dream of living on an island, going fishing on his boat and writing books like he’s Ernest Hemingway or something.

He has two books planned but I think it’s a horrible idea, especially after all that’s happened. One book will probably be about the “defamation” and the “JW Mindset” he’s been singing about lately. By the time anyone reaches the end, a critical thinker will realise that he’s only talking about his own mindset. The other one is an update to TRA that’s essentially self-fellatio about going on the Leah Remini show and other perceived achievements. “Lloyd Evans” is just not a marketable quantity anymore and anything he releases is going to make no more than a quarter of what TRA did, if that. Probably more like a 5th or 6th of that. There really isn’t a whole lot of support beyond the 400+ patrons. 400x$20 per copy minus whatever Amazon takes for actually printing it isn’t much compensation for all those hours of writing. I think that’s a good measure of his remaining supporters as he’s already circled his wagons several times and whoever supports him is among that number already.

What I see is a retirement announcement in 10-15 years assuming he still has at least the support he has today, and there will be a retirement livestream that will go on as long as superchats keep flowing. He’ll attempt to “sell” the Lloyd Evans Channel by pulling in all revenue and pay whoever takes it over a percentage. He’ll also keep his Patreon open and call it his “pension fund”. He desires some sort of “activist emeritus” position where he’s active on social media and will provide commentary at times. But it’s all dependent upon people knowing and caring about him over a decade from now.

Most people his age have already purchased a home and have stable careers that will be able the pay off the home in 15-20 years time. That is the foundation of retirement, as well as a 401K/SIPP plus the pension your company dishes out after decades of loyal service. He has none of these and whatever he has left of his grift is essentially his retirement.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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If Neil Young were like Lloyd Evans, he’d write a song after David Crosby’s death about how he never paid him back for $1000 loaned to him in 1971.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

If he stays in Croatia what future has he got?

A better question would be “if he returns to the UK what future has he got?”. Lloyd holds UK and Croatian citizenship so he can establish legal residency in only those two countries.

On FB he said he pays $450 (£374) per month for a simple 1 bedroom flat in the centre of Zagreb, Croatia’s largest city and capital. Instead of trying to look it up myself, it’s probably better to ask the UK posters here, so I will:

What does £374 per month get you in terms of rent get you in the UK? Ignore London, I know that is expensive. Manchester? Birmingham? Glasgow? Liverpool? The Scottish Highlands? Orkney Islands?

I’m going to say that at his current rate of grift, Lloyd can’t afford to move back to the UK. He’s nobody there. He’s stuck in Croatia, and more importantly, stuck doing exJW activism and videos for donations. He cannot walk into an office in Manchester, go on about how he made YT videos for the past decade and expect to receive an offer of employment that does not involve cleaning toilets.

Even at the previous levels of grift ($5k to $6k per month take home pay), in Croatia he could have bought a nice home on the coast which he almost did.

Being close to Dijana is crucial at this stage.

If he left for a life in the UK he could barely afford and is contingent on his patrons not dropping no further than 400, he would not be able to support her. With two children in an impoverished section of a country that has a high unemployment rate, it would leave her in abject poverty with little hope of getting out. Anything would be on the table for her: a new sugar daddy husband, going back to the KH, or trying her own hand in exJW activism. She’d attract viewers and donators. Even with 100 patrons it would pay the bills for her in Gornje Komarevo. This is something he’d be keen to avoid, and especially if he cut her off, she’d have nothing to lose giving the details of disastrous 15 year marriage to Jabba the Hutt. (That would also make for a great book).

Apart from Giselle Bunchen deciding she wants some of that Evans ass and asking him to move in to her Miami mansion, he’s staying in Croatia.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Yesterday I attended a Kingdom Hall meeting for the first time since 2019. I had hoped to blend in as much as possible, but things didn’t quite go as planned.

Unless this is an English speaking congregation, I can’t see how he had hoped to have blended in effectively. I also don’t see the point of this video other than the novelty act of a clean shaven Lloyd Evans posing as a JW in a Kingdom Hall. Sounds like a stunt to get views.

For all of Tibor’s and that latest guest’s talk about having a JW Mindset, he really needs to take his own advice. He’s posing as a JW and entering a KH ffs.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Has there been any effort to reach out to any elders who were there recently? I know there was some mystery poster claiming to have insider info but it felt a bit sketchy.

pr0ner - He’s not really that much of a mystery. Kim Silvio can confirm that she met him and that he’s in Wilmslow. I’d tell you his name and paste the tweets but I am not sure how comfortable he is with his real name being posted here. Lloyd also tweeted about him using his real name and saying that they both went to the Wilmslow KH. I believe he was one of the 12 who received warning letters from Lloyd.

If he had the real name of “Geoffrey” that would be a start.

FYI - In a footnote in TRA, Lloyd said that Geoffrey was removed as an elder in 2014. So maybe he’s out.